my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
my whole life is just “oh ok”
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
fangirl challenge: [3/12] actors » benedict cumberbatch
I don’t know about being the sexiest man in the world. I am barely the sexiest man in my flat and I’m the only guy living there.
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